Funny Things

Mommy: God made the moon.
Abby: Thank you God!
Lissie: You're welcome.
Abby: Mommy, is Lissie's name God?


After every time out (punishment) we require that the girls say they're sorry.
Mommy to Lissie: What do you say?
Lissie: Thank you for my time out!

For my birthday recently, Mike was working and Abby came into my room that morning to wish me a Happy Birthday. Then she asked when everyone was coming with all my presents.
Mommy: I don't think anyone is going to come over with presents.
Abby: Why?
Mommy: Well, did you get me a present?
Abby: No.
Mommy: If you didn't get Mommy a present its unlikely that anyone else will.
Abby: Wait right here. (She came back with her stuffed Boz the Bear) Happy Birthday Mommy. This is your present.
Mommy: Thank you Abby. Did you make me a cake too?
Abby: I'm too little for that!